Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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