you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
nut hugger
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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