I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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