don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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