discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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