Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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