last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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