Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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