im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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