I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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