He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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