I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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