One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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