escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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