Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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