hotel room ftw
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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