we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Someone came in the potted fern
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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