your parents love me but you hate me
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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