Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
