You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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