found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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