Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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