Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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