The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I think people are normalizing furries
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