after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Never joke about your clitoris.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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