Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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