i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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