I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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