He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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