That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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