What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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