I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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