Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
