Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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