I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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