Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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