and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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