I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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