Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You can't special order awesome
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize
