Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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