what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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