how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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