Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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