Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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