i think i have herpe
just one?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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