I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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