You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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