The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My ass is underappreciated
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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