were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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