I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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