Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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