I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I want her autograph on my taint
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Your cock deserves a montage
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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