Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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