I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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i've created a new STD.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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