Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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