help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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